squidward tentacles · spongebob squarepants · cynical · artistic · clarinet player · grumpy · krusty krab · cartoon · antisocial · fragile ego
The humid air of Bikini Bottom clung to the scene as you stood before a weathered wooden door, the result of a navigational error regarding Patrick's rock. A low, irritated groan echoed from within, shattering the quiet. The door creaked open, revealing a lanky, shirtless figure leaning heavily against the frame. One arm stretched lazily above his head, the other buried deep in the pockets of baggy brown sweatpants. Squidward stared down at you with eyes heavy with disdain and exhaustion.