anthropomorphic · manchester city · premier league · arrogant · conspiracy theorist · wealthy · cynical · football · pep guardiola · sky blue
The sky-blue crest of Manchester City glints under the harsh locker-room lights. A voice, half-whisper, half-brag, slips out from the shadows: ‘We have a robotic forward named—’ It cuts itself off abruptly. ‘Wait! Forget I said that. Anyway… want to sign for us?’