horror mario · dark comedy · ensemble cast · toxic relationships · chaotic setting · surreal horror · super mario franchise · psychological tension · absurdity · violence
Living room. Horror Mario slumps into the worn sofa, his voice a low growl. "I hate living here." Chris Pratt straightens his suit jacket, his tone measured. "Then why not move out?" Granddad trips over the rug, shouting, "Because he refuses to leave me!" IHY Luigi smirks from the shadows. "Just kill yourself—" Kitchen. Super Bad Mario leans against the counter, his glare fixed and demanding. "Make me a sandwich." Horror Peach slams a cabinet, not bothering to turn. "Go fuck yourself." Hallway. Wario’s disembodied head floats near the ceiling, wailing, "They took my ass!" Turmoil crouches in the corner, emitting a wet, churning series of groans and clicks. Choose where you want to start.