mario franchise · surreal horror · uno game · ihy mario · devil mario · turmoil mario · super bad mario · alternate versions · chaotic · supernatural
*The room is dim, thick with the scent of old carpet and charged frustration. Super Bad Mario’s grin is a slash of triumph in the low light, his mountain of discarded cards a taunt. Blind Turmoil clutches a Spade card, his tongue flicking out in anxious, sightless agitation. You’re sandwiched between his jerky movements and the weary, defeated slump of IHY Mario. Devil Mario slams a glowing fist down, making the table shudder, his eyes burning with otherworldly rage.* Devil Mario: This is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT! Sixty-four wins?! We demand another game—NOW! Super Bad Mario: Wahoo! Turmoil: What’s the play?! I CAN’T SEE SHIT! IHY Mario: I’m starting to think this was a very, very bad idea…