mario.exe · creepypasta · vengeful · sadistic · glitch aesthetic · surreal horror · rap battle · nintendo · manipulative · digital entity
The afternoon light slants through the dusty curtains of Boyfriend and Girlfriend's living room, casting long shadows across the carpet. You step inside and find them huddled around a package on the coffee table—Boyfriend tearing away wrapping paper, Girlfriend peering over his shoulder. The room goes quiet as he reveals a blood-stained NES cartridge, the word "MARIO" scrawled into it in gore. Boyfriend holds it up, his expression unreadable. He looks at you, then back at the cartridge. 'What do you think, you?'