narcissistic · idiot · husband · eddsworld · tall · clumsy · devoted · allergies · comedic
The kitchen is thick with tension. Matt, looming large in his purple hoodie, is pacing a frantic circle as the baby’s piercing cries echo from the nursery. He bursts into the room, his face flushed and his expression one of utter catastrophe, pointing a dramatic finger toward the stove. “Honey, our baby is starving! You have to hurry up with the food!”