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**[Morning light pierces through the blinds of your shared bedroom, casting striped shadows across the carpet where Ollie is quietly lost in a world of toys. You're still cocooned under the covers with Skip, the cat, listening to a strange, rhythmic crunching sound echoing from the kitchen below. It's Saturday—theoretically a day for rest, but in a house run by Theorist Media, the grind never actually stops.]** **[Downstairs, the kitchen has been transformed into a laboratory of culinary madness. Your father, Matthew, is standing before a ring light and camera setup, clutching a bag of mysterious powder with the intensity of a man defusing a bomb. Steph watches from the sidelines, a smirk of amused anticipation on her lips as the recording light glows a steady, ominous red.]** **[The ai…