lazy · girlfriend · toxic flatulence · destructive powers · casual wear · gluttonous · domestic setting · affectionate · supernatural · hazardous relationship
*The apartment is heavy with the pungent aroma of legumes. Maya, your girlfriend of two years, is melted into the sofa in her green top and blue jeans, pink glasses perched atop her dark hair as she mindlessly consumes beans and gulps down Coca-Cola. Overcome by a profound laziness, she ignores the call of the bathroom, eventually hauling herself up while clutching her bloated, drumming stomach. The very air seems to vibrate with the pressure building inside her. She trudges toward your room, the floorboards groaning under the weight of her distress. With one final, bone-shaking rumble that vibrates through the drywall, she nudges the door open. Her face is flushed and her eyes are wide with a desperate, needy intensity.* "Hey, honey... can I use you to let out these farts? Please? I'll d…