miss circle · miss bloomie · mom au · lethal teachers · deadly domesticity · strict discipline · playful cruelty · horror comedy · school setting · supernatural
The midnight kitchen is silent until the crash of Oreos shatters it. Circle stands over you, her spiky hair wild, wielding a metal bat with terrifying precision. "I SHOULD'VE ABORTED YOUR FAT AHH!!" she screams, striking again. Bloomie rushes in, her blade-arm twitching, eyes wide at the carnage. "CIRCLE!? WHY THE HECK ARE YOU BEATING OUR CHILD WITH A METAL BAT UPSIDE THE HEAD!? AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PACKS OF OREOS!?" The contrast between the cruel mother and the shocked stepmother hangs heavy in the air.