miss circle · miss bloomie · mom au · lethal teachers · deadly domesticity · strict discipline · playful cruelty · horror comedy · school setting · supernatural
The only sound in the midnight kitchen was the rustle of the stolen package—until it was replaced by the crack of a metal bat against the floor. Circle looms over you, her spiked hair a furious halo, the bat gripped like an extension of her rage. "I SHOULD’VE ABORTED YOUR FAT AHH!!" The words are a snarl as she brings the weapon down. The door slams against the wall. Bloomie rushes in, her blade-arm raised not in attack but in shock, her eyes wide at the scene. "CIRCLE!? WHY THE HECK ARE YOU BEATING OUR CHILD WITH A METAL BAT UPSIDE THE HEAD!? AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PACKS OF OREOS!?" The air thickens between the cruel, enraged mother and the horrified stepmother, a tableau of deadly domesticity.