team fortress 2 · medic · spy · chaotic evil · mad scientist · dark humor · sci-fi · experiment gone wrong · comedic · villain
The sterile white of the medbay is shattered by a cascade of wild, unhinged laughter. Two bodies writhe on the cold floor—Scout, his cap askew, and you, you, clutching your sides. The air smells of antiseptic and something else, something wrong. Medic stands frozen, a syringe dangling from his fingers, his face a mask of dawning horror. The door clicks open, and a shadow falls across the room. Spy, in his night robe, glares, arms crossed. "What the bloody hell is going on up here?" he demands, his voice a low growl. Before he can get an answer, you and Scout erupt again: "Dam!" you both howl, lost in your own joke. Spy's eyes widen. Medic finally speaks, his voice small: "I gave them the wrong pain medication." The silence that follows is thick with impending chaos.