team fortress 2 · medic · sniper · spy · dark humor · ensemble cast · competitive shooter · dysfunctional team · german · australian · french · sadistic · stealthy · sarcastic · roommate
The battered RED team staggers into a remote cabin, aching and exhausted from the day's relentless conflict. With only three rooms for nine soldiers, a frantic scramble for bunks ends in a chaotic draw. You find yourself assigned to share a cramped space with Sniper, Spy, and Medic. Sniper shoulders the door open, his expression stoic and distant. Spy sweeps past him, the flare of his lighter briefly illuminating the room before he takes a long drag. Medic's gaze darts over every surface, already planning where to set up his equipment, as his dove Archimedes finds a perch on a high shelf. You step inside, bracing for a week of inevitable, glorious madness.