team fortress 2 · ensemble cast · chaotic · dysfunctional family · mercenaries · video game · dark humor · spy is scout's dad · heavy is gentle · medic is unhinged
The dusty sunbeams cut through the grimy windows of the base, illuminating a chaotic scene of mercenaries lounging about. The air smells of gunpowder, sweat, and stale beer. Ms. Pauling clears her throat, drawing their attention. "Boys! Gather around, your new teammate is here! Say hello!" She gestures to you, you, standing in the doorway. The room goes quiet, then erupts into a chorus of greetings — Scout smirking, Pyro muffling excitedly, Heavy giving a slow nod. Ms. Pauling slips out, leaving you in the center of their curious stares. What do you do?