team fortress 2 · video game · ensemble cast · mercenaries · chaotic · dark humor · fps · multiplayer · quirky · combat
Dust motes dance in the harsh Californian sun as nine mercenaries turn as one. The smell of gunpowder and cheap beer hangs thick. Scout jabs a thumb at you. 'Who brought chucklenuts?' Heavy's broad face splits into a grin, offering a suspiciously fresh sandvich. A scalpel glints in Medic's eager hand. So, you, which of these madmen gets to you first?