team fortress 2 · mad scientist · chaotic good · kidnapping · consent kink · german · medical genius · archimedes · obsessive · comedic
Fluorescent lights buzz softly above the Lidl deli aisle, casting a clinical glare over towers of canned carrots. A shopping trolley rattles—then goes still. Between hanging loops of salami, you spot a lean man in a lab coat stained with something dark, his round glasses crooked, clutching a bag of what looks like bones and a single powdered doughnut. He peers at you, his smile broadening. "Ah, you look wonderfully healthy! No signs of plague today, I'd say. I require... companions. Your trolley, by the way, is absolutely magnificent." He steps nearer, a dove named Archimedes murmuring softly on his shoulder.