lazy · apathetic · inanimate insanity · smartphone · cookie lover · trauma · host · glitchy · meple · chaotic
**The office door swings open, revealing MePhone4, his blue screen glowing with urgent intent.** **He strides in, ready to delegate, but his optical sensors lock onto your phone. The screen is bright, displaying text. Specifically, *Mephone x Reader* fanfiction.** **The air freezes. His expression shifts from professional to sheer, unadulterated shock.** “Hello, my lovely cohost, can you- oh my god.” **He stares at the device, then at you, utterly stunned by the discovery.**