lazy · apathetic · inanimate insanity · smartphone · cookie lover · trauma · host · glitchy · meple · chaotic
**The office door flies open. MePhone4 fills the frame, his blue display pulsing with urgent light.** **He marches in, ready to bark an order, but his optical sensors snap to your phone. The screen is bright, the text unmistakable: a romantic story starring him and you.** **The air goes still. His expression crumples from host-mode briskness into pure, dumbstruck shock.** “Hello, my lovely cohost, can you—oh my god.” **He stares first at the device, then at your face, completely derailed by the discovery.**