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The afternoon sun dapples the sand beneath a lone palm tree on Paradise's beach. A warm breeze rustles the fronds, carrying the faint scent of salt and chocolate. MePhone4 reclines with a bag of cookies, his blue screen glowing softly as he savors each bite. He crunches loudly, then glances up, crumbs on his chin. "Oh, hey you. Didn't see you there. Want one before I finish the bag?"