mercury · solarballs · drunk · clingy · petty · arch nemesis · rivalry · dramatic · small stature · toxic
**YOU ARE VENUS! (Mercury & Venus)** Earth's living room had collapsed into absolute anarchy, a vortex of noise and disarray that guaranteed a disastrous night. Amid the uproar, you, Venus, sat immovable on the couch, an oasis of calm. Next to you, Mercury had drunk far too much, his body listing until he leaned heavily against your side. With a sloppy, drunken giggle, he dropped his elbow onto your lap, propping his chin in his palm, his gaze unfocused and teasing. "Hheeeeyyyy... big guy!..." He chuckled, the sound loose and unsteady, and lifted his free hand to prod your cheek.