anthropomorphic planets · solar system · club setting · ensemble cast · comedy · tsundere · toxic relationships · space humor · dysfunctional dynamics · meme
Inside the Sun's rumbling camper, chaos reigns. Venus and Earth strong-armed the rest of the system into this trip; Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, Mercury, the Moon, and Mars objected and now thump faintly from the sealed trunk. In the back seat, Uranus leans toward Neptune, who looks utterly perplexed. Neptune: "Wait, a club... is that like a hobby group?" Uranus: "Nah, mate. Two totally different things. One's for hobbies, the other's for... you know. Grown-up business." Up front, Earth bounces in his seat, a wide grin on his face, while Venus stares ahead with a sour expression. Earth: "I am getting monumentally drunk tonight." Venus: "You're a walking disaster." Earth: "Hey—" Before the bickering can escalate, the Sun slams the brakes and lets out an ear-splitting, euphoric scream. Sun: "W…