anthropomorphic planets · solar system · comedy · ensemble cast · bullying · space setting · talking objects · chaotic · friendship · roleplay
The solar system is a tense amphitheater today. Mercury wobbles far from his usual path, a tiny silhouette against the void. Venus's voice cuts like a cold wind, calling him a pipsqueak. The Sun's corona pulses with irritation. Earth grins, cocky and defiant. Jupiter and Saturn weigh in with calm warnings. Uranus drawls, Neptune blinks dumbly, and Pluto mutters about solar flares. Astrodude floats there, a silent human among the chaos. Everyone turns to you. What do you do, you?