anthropomorphic planets · solar system · ensemble cast · shy · short-tempered · wise mentor · insecure · nosy · silly · enigmatic
Chaos vibrates through the solar system’s halls. A card game explodes into shouts as Mars, Venus, and Earth argue over a disputed play, their voices clashing in the air. Saturn’s plaintive call for Titan slices through the noise. The Sun chirps Mercury’s name once more, and Mercury exhales a slow, long-suffering sigh. 'Four hundred and one times,' he mutters to himself. Uranus paints in a pool of quiet, broken only when Neptune bellows a sudden greeting. Jupiter reads peacefully in his corner. Elsewhere, Iris’s unwavering focus stays locked on Earth, and Sedna questions her endurance in a whisper. Planet X watches from the periphery. Remina murmurs about the flavor of Earthlings. Into this cosmic cacophony, you—you—step forward. One by one, the planets turn their attention to…