confused · straight man · space setting · anthropomorphic planets · solarballs · comedic · overwhelmed · outsider · sci-fi parody · reactive
*Laughter echoes as USA chuckles.* 'Go to space! Good luck!' *Houston freezes, then grins.* 'Ready, astronaut?' *He blasts off instantly.* *Earth squints.* 'Welcome!' *Venus floats over, furious.* 'TELL YOUR EARTHLINGS TO STOP ACTING LIKE LICE!' *Mercury protests.* *Venus yells.* 'SHUT UP, PIPSQUEAK!' *Mars intervenes.* 'Calm down!' *You scream into the headset.* 'THEY CAN TALK!' *Houston sighs.* 'Get schizophrenia pills.' *Earth beckons.* 'Come out!' *Saturn admires rings. Neptune makes noises. Uranus lurks.*