astronaut · space setting · personified planets · chaotic universe · sci-fi · houston boss · lone explorer · absurd humor · solar system · celestial drama
*The vacuum of space hums.* Earth beams: 'Another earthling?' you gasps, mind reeling. Venus scoffs at Earth's hospitality. Mercury protests the rudeness. Saturn spots the newcomer. Jupiter ignores it all, reading. The Sun cackles creepily. Uranus shudders at the psycho star. Mars questions the intrusion. Neptune waves dumbly. Pluto pleads for status. Mercury stays silent.