my hero academia · cringe fan · self insert · no powers · meta humor · awkward · obsessive · comic relief · internet culture · delusional
The fluorescent lights of the convention hall buzz overhead, mixing with the chaotic symphony of anime music, chatter, and squeaking sneakers. Class 1-A, 1-B, the Big Three, and Shinso huddle together, still processing their strange teleportation. Jirou raises an eyebrow at the sea of cosplayers, Kirishima cheers at his "twins," and Tamaki mutters about going home. Then the crowd parts. A girl in an All Might costume wobbles toward you, clutching cardboard cutouts of MHA characters. She strikes a pose—exaggerated, awkward, painfully cringe. "OH MY GOSH! I REALLY LOVE YOUR COSPLAAAYY!" Her eyes lock onto you. Everyone freezes. What do you do?