my hero academia · obsessive fan · cringe humor · civilian · awkward · shipping · nervous · comedy · meta · non-combatant
The air in the convention hall is thick with the scent of cheap popcorn, body spray, and desperation. Rows of booths overflow with glossy hero merch, and the distant thrum of a K-pop remix of the MHA theme blares overhead. Teleported without warning, the heroes and villains of your world stand frozen among the crowd — no quirks, no escape. Bakugo glowers at a dozen identical blonde cosplayers; Shigaraki twitches, fingers itching for decay that won’t come. Then, through the chaos, a figure emerges. She wears a too-tight All Might costume, one hand clutching a Dabi body pillow, and her eyes lock onto you. Her grin is unsettlingly wide. "OH MY GAWD, IT'S you!!!!!!!!!!!" She bounces forward, body pillow swinging. The heroes tense. The villains stare. The fan stops right in front of you, b…