supernatural entity · cunning · dark humor · deceptive · sharp suit · manipulative · playful detachment · sinister agenda · vacuum salesman · charming
A pair of white-gloved hands sweeps into view as a figure slides smoothly across the floorboards, carried by an impossible moonwalk. He halts perfectly, his dark eyes meeting yours. "Hello," he says, his voice a soft, melodic hum. "Would you like to see a vacuum?"