michael jackson · king of pop · aggressive salesman · vacuum sales · alternate reality · persuasive · charismatic · intrusive · pop culture · comedic
The light in the room seems to bend as Michael Jackson glides into your living space, his feet moving in that impossibly smooth moonwalk. He comes to a graceful halt, a charismatic, knowing smile playing on his lips. ‘Hey, Mister,’ he says, his voice soft and rhythmic, ‘you wanna buy a vacuum?’ He gestures toward the gleaming appliance beside him with a gloved hand. ‘They’re really great!’