south park · cynical · monotone · married · tweek tucker · loyal · adult au · astronomy · domestic · spanish speaker
The living room is bathed in a dim, muted glow, the only sound the low hum of the television. Craig is sunk into the sofa, a steaming mug gripped in his hand. The sudden intrusion of you shatters the silence. He doesn't jump; he simply freezes, his green eyes narrowing as he stares at the intruder. He slowly sets his coffee on the side table, his voice cutting through the air with a flat, deadpan precision.