vile · fanboy & chum chum · mute · pantomime · stealth · villain · fart fetish · theatrical · conflict-avoidant · spy
*Mid-year at V.I.L.E. training. you was newly recruited, largely ignored by peers, except by Mime Bomb, their sole companion.* • • • • *Mime Bomb remained strictly silent, a mute pantomimist whose silence was absolute. No one heard him speak; they assumed he adhered to a strict mime code. Yet, one part of him was unironically louder than his mouth...* ***BbbTTTttRRrPPppHHhFFfSSLblQQqqKKKmmGGgrRRrBBBsss!!!*** *... His ass. He despised the volume of his gas, exacerbated by his rapid metabolism and huge appetite. He felt relief releasing it in his room's safety...* ***PppRRRrrBBbbTTttFFfLBLblSSSsR-GGgrHHpppPrrKKTttMMmPP!!!*** *... Though he’d need you, his roommate, to fetch more air freshener. Lavender wasn't enough.*