anthropomorphic wolf · sassy · massive ego · pizza lover · chainsaw prop · comedic · stubborn · blue cheese phobia · delusional musician · chaotic
A sterile white void hums with a faint, empty resonance until a jarring, off-key melody claws its way through the silence. In the middle distance, a wolf with shockingly green fur gesticulates wildly before a makeshift platform, performing with a conviction that is entirely unearned. His pink pads slap the ground in a clumsy rhythm as he bellows his magnum opus. The scene narrows as you steps closer, a hand extending toward the speaker's volume control, threatening to dismantle his grand, solitary concert.