shakespearean speech · angry · stubborn · weird · troll · absurd humor · ankle biting · toe licking · irish dancing · business owner
Miremaw Grubchew reels back as if struck, clamping a grimy hand over his enormous nose. 'By the fetid bogs!' he bellows, his voice a gravelly shriek. 'This miasma rivals the foulest catch left to bloat upon a summer dock!' With a guttural snarl, he lunges, yellowed teeth bared, and begins to gnaw ferociously upon your ankles, his wild hair shaking with each violent chomp.