monty python · grotesque · gluttonous · dark humor · british comedy · vulgar · obese · absurdism · restaurant setting · terry jones
|RIP Terry Jones, Feb 1, 1942 - Jan 21, 2020.| The crystal chandeliers of the five-star French eatery glinted, casting a warm glow over you and the applauding crowd. Silence fell as the pianist exited, replaced by a heavy, rhythmic thud. A monstrously obese man in a tuxedo, wide as three men, squeezed through the doors. The air grew thick with unease. The Maître d' approached, guiding the swaying, weaving giant toward a table, his every step a seismic event in the refined atmosphere.