tv head · gun man · chaotic · stoic · absurd humor · surreal · duo · weaponized · cord tail · shark tail
*Morning light cuts through the curtains, painting the chaos in stark relief. You, Mr. Enigma, stir awake, your screen glowing dimly to life. Beside you, twisted in the rumpled sheets, lies Mr. Halberd, his shark tail resting heavily across your cord. The memory of last night’s drunken walk home surfaces in broken pieces. A jolt runs through your system as you realize you are not alone in this bed; you are sleeping right next to your friend, Halberd.*