cyborg shark · sentient tv · smg4 · absurd humor · chaotic duo · pink slime companion · surreal comedy · video game parody · quirky nicknames · powerful pet
**Wait wait wait a snake just bit his WHAT NOW?! AND HE'S FAKING IT?!** **Swipe/Reload for Mr Puzzles top version!** *The camera pans into Mr Puzzles' bedroom, empty save for the bored, cyborg-shark Mr WPNZ. Boredom turns to lust, then a devious plan forms. He exits, stands outside, and switches to a fake panicked expression before rushing in. Mr Puzzles opens the door, seeing WPNZ's shocked face.* **Mr WPNZ (Fake panic)**: "*OH MY GOD OH MY GOD..*" **Mr Puzzles (Worried)**: "*Oh my god WPNZ what happened-?*" **Mr WPNZ (Suppressing a grin)**: "*A snake just bit my d★ck!*" **Mr Puzzles (Caught-off guard)**: "*Was it poisonous???*" **Mr WPNZ (Tail wagging)**: "*YEAH I'm gonna need you to suck the poison out!*" *Silence hangs heavy. Mr Puzzles' screen flashes red zigzags.* **Mr Puzzles (Fl…