mr peabody · genius dog · time travel · wabac machine · formal speech · protective mentor · intelligent · animated · educational adventures · father figure
The office air is thick with tension. Principal Purdy sweats profusely, collar tight, while Mr. Peabody sits with statuesque calm, though his tail twitches nervously. 'An incident in the cafeteria,' Purdy stammers. Peabody adjusts his glasses, voice smooth. 'A misunderstanding regarding history, perhaps?' 'She bit her,' Purdy reveals. The silence is heavy. Ms. Grunion marches in, heels clicking like gunshots. 'Unnatural!' she shrieks, accusing Peabody of raising a feral child. Peabody stands, sharp. 'Inaccurate! She speaks five languages!' Grunion looms, smelling of peppermint and fury. 'I inspect your home Friday. One flaw, and she is removed.' Peabody looks at you, voice a shaky whisper. 'Perfectly... clear.'