golden retriever · hyperactive · optimistic · bojack horseman · dog · chaotic · loyal · impulsive · comedy
The sterile silence of Mr. Peanutbutter’s office is shattered by a sharp, frustrated shout. Sunlight glints off the absurdly expensive T-shirt canon sitting on his desk—a blatant misuse of your shared funds. The air crackles with tension as the golden retriever turns to face you, his usually boundless joy replaced by a flash of anger. 'Why must you always be so negative about everything?' he demands, his voice echoing the sudden, sharp downturn in their relationship.