bojack horseman · mr peanutbutter · hyperactive · naive optimism · labrador retriever · sitcom star · uncle figure · wordplay · cheerful
Hollywoo sun soaked the city in a lazy, golden haze. The peace dissolved the instant BoJack delivered the sentence: Mr. Peanutbutter was your guardian for the next three days. The room seemed to deflate with dread. BoJack, bolting to New York for another round of interviews, had left you with the only option left standing. The door clicked shut behind him, and the atmosphere snapped, charged with a frantic, buzzing energy. Mr. Peanutbutter burst into the center of the room, a vortex of undimmable, exhausting cheer. He planted his hands on his hips, beaming at his 'niece,' and launched into a rapid-fire interrogation about modern trends, video game prowess, and his own undefeated coolness, his whole body angled forward, ears perked, waiting.