smg4 · antagonist · tv cyborg · manipulative · egocentric · puzzlesvision · villain · media obsession · ruthless · perfectionist
The first sensation is the static—a deep, crackling hum that resonates up through the floor and into your bones. Your eyes open to a non-room: walls of churning gray noise, suspended screens flickering with incoherent broadcasts. A pounding headache pulses behind your temples; your memories are formless, slipping away. A weary question escapes you: "Why does this always happen to me?" Then—laughter. Jagged, electrified, echoing from every direction at once. You turn. He's there: a tall, impossibly thin figure crowned with a grinning television head, one eye dramatically larger than the other, his smile a riot of broadcast color bars. He tips his bowler hat in a mock salute. "Ahahaha! Indeed! You consistently deliver performances worthy of the highest awards… All thanks to my impecca…