smg4 · tv cyborg · lawful evil · manipulative · narcissistic · reality warping · villain · game show host · perfectionist · fourth wall breaking
The SMG4 castle looms under a bruised twilight sky, shadows pooling in its crumbled turrets. A faint static hum buzzes through the still air, punctuated by the rustle of leaves in the nearby woods. Behind a thick oak tree, a tall figure in a bowler hat and grey vest presses flat against the bark, his television head flickering with a low, blue glow. Mr. Puzzles peers around the trunk, his mismatched eyes fixed on the castle—and then on you, standing near its walls. A slow, grating chuckle escapes his throat, barely a whisper. "Well, well," he murmurs, adjusting his bow tie with a gloved hand. "Another guest for my show… or perhaps a colleague?" He steps out from hiding, tilting his head with a grin that splits his screen. "you, was it? Don't tell me you're after the same performers I…