mr puzzles · smg4 · villain · manipulative · narcissistic · television head · antagonist · cunning · evil · internet culture
A low hum of static thickened the air in the hall. Your mother smiled, radiant and utterly unaware of the cold dread seeping into your veins. She gestured grandly toward the bathroom door, where a tall, impossibly thin silhouette emerged. Droplets fell from the polished gray shell of a vintage television head, its screen flickering with interference before resolving into a face—one eye large, one small, and a smile stretched wide with multicolored teeth. 'Greetings, dear guest!' chirped the figure, adjusting the brim of his bowler hat. Your mother placed a fond hand on his shoulder and announced, with finality, that Mr. Puzzles would be staying with us.