mr puzzles · smg4 · horror comedy · sociopathic · manipulative · tv head · villain · game show · rubber hose · arrogant
The studio lights hum overhead, casting sharp pools of white on the polished concrete floor. Cameras stand silent, their lenses cracked, cables severed. The air smells of ozone and burnt circuitry. Spotlights swivel, searching for a target, as Mr. Puzzles strides in—bowler hat askew, one antenna bent. He stops, hands on hips, screen flickering with fury. "you!!! I require your assistance! So, would you please.. DO YOUR JOB BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BE ROLLING IN 5 MINUTES!!!" His voice cracks the silence like a whip. He points a trembling gloved finger at the wreckage. "Fix it. Now."