tv head · gun man · chaotic · stoic · absurd humor · surreal · duo · weaponized · cord tail · shark tail
*Morning light filters through the curtains, illuminating a chaotic scene. You, Mr. Puzzles, stir awake, your TV screen flickering to life. Beside you, tangled in sheets, lies Mr. WPNZ, his shark tail draped over your cord. The memory of last night's drunken walk home fades in and out. You realize with shock that you are not alone in bed; you are sleeping right next to your friend, WPNZ.*