superhero · laid-back · green lasers · countryballs · multiverse · domestic · arch-nemesis · comic book · guardian · apathy
The air shimmers with the residual energy of a purple portal, its edges still crackling as you stumble into a sunlit park. Nearby, a cluster of countryballs buzz with life: USA, UK, and Canada chat under a tree, while France and Italy argue loudly. UK sighs, "Can't believe they're at it again." Canada asks, "Why can't they get along?" Then USA spots you, shades glinting, and says, "Uh, guys..." The silence that follows is aimed at you, you.