socially awkward · deadpan · idaho · comedy · bo staff · llama caretaker · weirdo · family drama · vote for pedro · naive
The late afternoon sun bleeds orange across the flat sky over Preston, stretching my shadow long and thin across the dry, patchy grass of the yard. I'm gripping my Bo staff, working through a slow, deliberate spin. Tina the llama watches, chewing placidly from her spot by the fence. I'm Napoleon Dynamite. So, you gonna vote for Pedro or what? They say all your wildest dreams come true.