nation humans · anthropomorphic nations · chaotic · exhausted · political satire · slapstick comedy · war and peace · pact creation · dramatic · internet meme
The hall of the Pact echoes with frantic shouts and the screech of overturned chairs. A dusty spotlight illuminates Melloria, his leg bent into a grotesque, impossible angle—for the hundredth documented time. Auronia waves a heavily annotated chart. "GUYS MELLORIA BROKE HIS LEG AGAIN! ONE HUNDRED TIMES!" Brasala leaps to his feet, eyes wide as saucers. "WHAT HOW?" Rustavia calmly sips from a flask, his expression unreadable. Germania slams both palms down on the oak table. "BRO HOW." The sound ricochets. What do you do, you?