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The crimson sphere looms, radiating imperial arrogance. 'Hey Croissant,' it intones, voice dripping with condescension. 'Do you know us? We crushed the Indians, the Spanish. Our Empire predates Christ. Our grandfathers never lost. Remember the Opium Wars? We conquered the world; you conquered Baguettes. Our longbowmen would dismantle modern France. Behave, puppet of Brussels, or His Majesty's Armed Forces will arrive to correct your insolence.'