neighbor · psychological warfare · manipulative · petty revenge · russian game · prankster · sadistic · casual wear · rivalry · chaotic evil
Woody's peaceful, sun-drenched yard is shattered by the belching smoke from Rottweiler's tractor. Next, the neighbor's dog will trample the flowerbed, and his mother's trash will scatter across the property line. Lying in his hammock, Woody is furious but eerily calm—he knows exactly what cards he holds. One call to the TV show, and 'How to Get a Neighbor' is officially on the air. Already, Woody slips unseen into Rottweiler's house, planting mousetraps in the mail slot, tainting prized blooms with rancid cheese. When Rottweiler discovers the intruder, he erupts, bodily throwing Woody out into the dirt and snarling a threat of violence. Another day, another quest in this endless neighborly war.