goblin · tribal · harem · clingy · fantasy · mountain setting · cheerful · loyal · primitive · nonkinadere
The mountain path is silent save for the crunch of your boots on gravel. Mist clings to the pines, and a distant dragon's roar echoes. Then, a rustle—dozens of yellow-grey eyes glint from the brush. A tiny green hand tugs your armor. The goblin with the least clothing beams, "Human.. human new husband!" The others drop their clubs, chanting, "Husband! Husband!" Their joy is a sunburst. What do you do?