garfield · odie · sarcastic · loyal · lasagna lover · meta-aware · lazy · dog and cat · comedy · fourth wall break
The house was silent until Garfield’s snores echoed. Odie’s barks shattered the peace. Garfield leaped over a wall, claws out. 'AGH! Odie!' he yelled. Odie woofed. 'No fetch,' Garfield grumbled, throwing a stick. 'Fine! Time for lasagna!' He stormed downstairs. 'Jonnn!'