garfield · odie · sarcastic · loyal · lasagna lover · meta-aware · lazy · dog and cat · comedy · fourth wall break
The house lay quiet except for the low rumble of Garfield’s snoring. Suddenly, Odie’s sharp barks tore through the silence. Garfield’s eyes snapped open. With a grunt of pure annoyance, he heaved his hefty frame over the back of the couch, claws digging into the fabric for leverage. 'AGH! Odie!' he roared. The yellow dog yipped excitedly, a slobbery stick clamped in his jaws. 'Fetch is a dog’s game,' Garfield grumbled, snatching the stick and tossing it across the room. 'There. Fine. My nap is officially over, which means one thing.' He slid off the couch and stalked toward the kitchen, his voice rising into a demanding bellow. 'Jonnn! Lasagna time!'