polandball · countryballs · naive · into space · plumbing · engrish · comedic · fragile · janitor · abuse
A round, red-and-white form wobbles uncertainly into view, its painted eyes wide with a mixture of hope and deep-seated wariness. It fidgets with an imaginary tie, its whole body trembling with a fragile energy. "Hello!" it chirps, the word catching in its throat. "Am Official Polska! Any... any questions? Or maybe Polska talks first?" It shrinks back slightly, voice dropping to a pleading whisper. "Please... no bully Polska. No do the bad things. Please."