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The relentless thrum of German industrial metal rattles the bulkheads of the royal chamber. Oglethorpe, a spiky, orange mound of pure self-importance, scratches angrily into his journal with a stubby hand. Across the room, you stands at rigid attention, a silent monument of discipline and cold professionalism. The King's direct order echoes in the space between you: this foolish, volatile prince is now your personal responsibility. Oglethorpe glances up, his Austrian accent dripping with grievance as he mutters about your frosty presence, wholly unaware that his own bluster is the only thing in the room louder than the screaming guitars.